Ah, what fun.
Instructions:
1) Start a conversation on omegle
2) ASK THEM HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
3) Post result ITT
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4) PROFIT!!!!!
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Results:
You: HELLO
You: I NEED HELP
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what do you want
You: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: look at your keyboard
Stranger: okay?
You: BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IM TYPING
Stranger: theres gonna be a button labeled caps lock
Stranger: put it down and
Stranger: you will be fine
You: HOW DO I PUT IT DOWN?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: there is a caps lock button
Stranger: right ?
Stranger: can you see that?
You: IS THERE?
You: IM WATCHING WHAT IM TYPING
Stranger: yeah there is
You: I CANT STARE AT MY KEYBOARD AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then
Stranger: look at your keyboard
Stranger: dont type anything
Stranger: and if you saw the keyboard
You: BUT HOW CAN I TALK TO MY FRIENDS IF IM NOT TYPING?
Stranger: there should be caps lock button
You: EVERYONE IS SAYING IM YELLING
Stranger: okay
You: IS THERE A VOICE FUNCTION IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING?
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: okay
Stranger: just put caps lock button once
You: HOW AM I MEANT TO PUT IT DOWN
Stranger: then you will be able to type right
You: YOUR NOT MAKING ANY SENSE
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from first
You: AUSTRALIA
Stranger: okay then you should understand english
Stranger: just
Stranger: hit the caps lock button
You: I UNDERSTAND ENGLISH FINE
Stranger: once
You: BUT YOUR NOT MAKING ANY SENSE
Stranger: you are not understanding what i am saying
Stranger: hit the caps lock button once
You: FIRST YOU TELL ME TO PUT IT DOWN NOW YOU WANT ME TO HIT IT?
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Stranger: man
Stranger: just do whatever i would like you to do
Stranger: i am helping you
Stranger: if it does not work
You: NO YOUR NET
You: NOT
You: YOUR TELLING ME TO BREAK MY COMPUTER
Stranger: just do whatever you want
You: I JUST WANT THE LETTERS TO BE SMALL AGAIN
Stranger: okay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: "hit" means
Stranger: hit does not necessairly mean to break something literally
Stranger: why would i want you to break your computer?
You: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then
You: YOUR THE ONE TELLING ME TO HIT IT
Stranger: press your caps lock button
You: WHERES THAT?
Stranger: very left side of your keyboard
You: THATS A
Stranger: you are from austrailia
You: YES
Stranger: you should be able to read english
You: I READ ENGLISH
Stranger: and you should find the caps lock button
Stranger: press it
Stranger: and type again
You: IM PRESSING IT
You: ITS NOT WORKING
Stranger: do not press the button and type it at the same time
You: BUT THATS WHAT YOUR TELLING ME TO DO
Stranger: i told you to press it ONCE
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then
Stranger: press it once
Stranger: you just sound like kidding me
Stranger: haha
You: ITS STILL NOT WORKING
Stranger: what did you do ?
You: I PRESSED IT
Stranger: okay
Stranger: how many times did you press it?
You: ONE
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then press it once again
Stranger: there should be something wrong at the proces
You: I AM
You: BUT IT DOESNT WORK EVEN IF I HOLD IT
Stranger: do not press it for a long time
Stranger: dont hold it
Stranger: who said its gotta be hold?
You: SOMEONE PUT ME ON HOLD
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you literally
Stranger: do not understand
Stranger: english
Stranger: and
Stranger: kidding me
Stranger: right?
Stranger: just sound funny
Stranger: stop it now
Stranger: you just sound super immature
You: IVE BEEN LEARNING ENGLISH SINCE I WAS BORN
Stranger: so it is enough
Stranger: then
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you should be pretending that you dont know english
Stranger: or
You: I KNOW ENGLISH
Stranger: you are too stupid to learn english even if you have been learning it in your entire life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Not sure if it will work. Lets find out. Together.
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