Inspiration of /b/

Ah, what fun.

Instructions:
1) Start a conversation on omegle
2) ASK THEM HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
3) Post result ITT
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4) PROFIT!!!!!

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Results:

You: HELLO

You: I NEED HELP

Stranger: okay

Stranger: what do you want

You: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

Stranger: okay

Stranger: look at your keyboard

Stranger: okay?

You: BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IM TYPING

Stranger: theres gonna be a button labeled caps lock

Stranger: put it down and

Stranger: you will be fine

You: HOW DO I PUT IT DOWN?

Stranger: okay

Stranger: there is a caps lock button

Stranger: right ?

Stranger: can you see that?

You: IS THERE?

You: IM WATCHING WHAT IM TYPING

Stranger: yeah there is

You: I CANT STARE AT MY KEYBOARD AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME

Stranger: okay

Stranger: then

Stranger: look at your keyboard

Stranger: dont type anything

Stranger: and if you saw the keyboard

You: BUT HOW CAN I TALK TO MY FRIENDS IF IM NOT TYPING?

Stranger: there should be caps lock button

You: EVERYONE IS SAYING IM YELLING

Stranger: okay

You: IS THERE A VOICE FUNCTION IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING?

Stranger: probably not

Stranger: okay

Stranger: just put caps lock button once

You: HOW AM I MEANT TO PUT IT DOWN

Stranger: then you will be able to type right

You: YOUR NOT MAKING ANY SENSE

Stranger: hey

Stranger: where are you from first

You: AUSTRALIA

Stranger: okay then you should understand english

Stranger: just

Stranger: hit the caps lock button

You: I UNDERSTAND ENGLISH FINE

Stranger: once

You: BUT YOUR NOT MAKING ANY SENSE

Stranger: you are not understanding what i am saying

Stranger: hit the caps lock button once

You: FIRST YOU TELL ME TO PUT IT DOWN NOW YOU WANT ME TO HIT IT?

You: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Stranger: man

Stranger: just do whatever i would like you to do

Stranger: i am helping you

Stranger: if it does not work

You: NO YOUR NET

You: NOT

You: YOUR TELLING ME TO BREAK MY COMPUTER

Stranger: just do whatever you want

You: I JUST WANT THE LETTERS TO BE SMALL AGAIN

Stranger: okay

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: "hit" means

Stranger: hit does not necessairly mean to break something literally

Stranger: why would i want you to break your computer?

You: I DONT KNOW

Stranger: okay

Stranger: then

You: YOUR THE ONE TELLING ME TO HIT IT

Stranger: press your caps lock button

You: WHERES THAT?

Stranger: very left side of your keyboard

You: THATS A

Stranger: you are from austrailia

You: YES

Stranger: you should be able to read english

You: I READ ENGLISH

Stranger: and you should find the caps lock button

Stranger: press it

Stranger: and type again

You: IM PRESSING IT

You: ITS NOT WORKING

Stranger: do not press the button and type it at the same time

You: BUT THATS WHAT YOUR TELLING ME TO DO

Stranger: i told you to press it ONCE

Stranger: okay

Stranger: then

Stranger: press it once

Stranger: you just sound like kidding me

Stranger: haha

You: ITS STILL NOT WORKING

Stranger: what did you do ?

You: I PRESSED IT

Stranger: okay

Stranger: how many times did you press it?

You: ONE

Stranger: okay

Stranger: then press it once again

Stranger: there should be something wrong at the proces

You: I AM

You: BUT IT DOESNT WORK EVEN IF I HOLD IT

Stranger: do not press it for a long time

Stranger: dont hold it

Stranger: who said its gotta be hold?

You: SOMEONE PUT ME ON HOLD

Stranger: hey

Stranger: you literally

Stranger: do not understand

Stranger: english

Stranger: and

Stranger: kidding me

Stranger: right?

Stranger: just sound funny

Stranger: stop it now

Stranger: you just sound super immature

You: IVE BEEN LEARNING ENGLISH SINCE I WAS BORN

Stranger: so it is enough

Stranger: then

Stranger: okay

Stranger: you should be pretending that you dont know english

Stranger: or

You: I KNOW ENGLISH

Stranger: you are too stupid to learn english even if you have been learning it in your entire life

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Not sure if it will work. Lets find out. Together.

Bound to Happen.

Here I am. Back down again. I love it when a plan comes together.I managed to stay up for Sunday and Monday. Monday I met Rickie. That probably helped. But now she's on holiday until Saturday. I hope she has fun. More fun than I'm currently having, any way.

I don't know what it is. It just happened. Last night I started to get down, so I went to sleep. This morning I woke up fine. I wasn't overly happy, but I never am in the morning. I was just tired, as always. Then on the bus, just before Linh got on, I started on the downward slope. I survived through IT and thought I was starting to go up again. Then, halfway through my Period 3 spare...

And here I am. End of Period 3. Depressed, so I can write more to those who bother wasting their time reading about the problems of a depressed 17 year old, in most cases, they don't know and can't do anything to help. Even for those of you that do know me. What can you do to help? Not much, in most cases.

I don't even know why I'm down. I just am. And it feels like there's nothing I can do to get out of it. I hate when I get like this. It's not like I do it on purpose. It just happens. Last night it was triggered by something Linh sent me. I don't blame her. It was subconscious until I thought hard about it and remembered. But this one... It has no subconscious thought that it has pulled up and used against me.

I guess I could just be tired. I've fallen alseep in Revolutions for a few minutes at a time, attempting to keep up. It's just going over everything we went through yesterday for the people that missed it. I didn't miss anything.

But if it was because I was tired, why did it kick in when I felt most awake? I'm not sure any more. Always nice to know a good cake and some messing around with Linh can cheer me up. Sometimes it's hard to understand why I get down. Other times it's hard to tell if I've made any progress at all. It's just so confusing.

Hmm...

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Erebus
Pursue the Darkness

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